The Rittenhouse Review

A Philadelphia Journal of Politics, Finance, Ethics, and Culture


Friday, July 09, 2004  

SATURDAYS WITHOUT MILDRED
And That Like Never Happens

As previously noted here, the Miracle Whip Open, the Capozzola family’s annual gathering, will take place this weekend in Chadds Ford, Pa.

Despite the confab’s proximity to Philadelphia, this year Mildred will not be attending. And that means that for the first time since October 2002, Mildred and I will not be sleeping together. (And don’t get all dirty with that, okay? Senator Santorum, please call your office. Senator Santorum.)

She’s in the hands, so to speak, of my housemate S.A.

Good luck, S.A. I don’t know who will cry more, Mildred, me, or you.

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