The Rittenhouse Review

A Philadelphia Journal of Politics, Finance, Ethics, and Culture


Friday, January 28, 2005  

FOUR-TIME LOSER?
Keyes Will Stop at Nothing

The Chicago Sun-Times today reports twice-failed U.S. Senate candidate, once-failed presidential aspirant, and longtime right-wing gravy-train rider Alan Keyes is considering a run for governor. (Governor of his newfound home state of Illinois, one presumes, though the article is not clear on this point.)

Keep at it, dude. Maybe one day something will stick.

By the way, Alan, how's Maya?

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