The Rittenhouse Review

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Friday, June 03, 2005  

Getting to Rittenhouse

An irregular look at some of the unusual searches that brought recent visitors to The Rittenhouse Review:

the sterling Philadelphia review
You’ve come to the right place.

what is Vera Wang’s husband’s name?
Arthur Becker. I thought everyone knew that.

Courtney Love flashing
Pass. Quickly.

what city and state does Connie Francis live in?
I don’t know, but New Jersey is as good a guess as any.

Suzy Wetlaufer bio
Edits stuffy business journal. Interviews C.E.O. with out-sized ego and inflated reputation. Sleeps with him. Destroys a marriage. Loses job. Laughs all the way to the bank. Blah, blah, blah.

my 8 year old girl has body odor
Assuming proper hygiene, there could be a metabolic disorder at work. See a specialist. For the benefit of all concerned.

yellow armpit stains
Possibly from the same person as above. I can only hope.

Wednesday’s child is full of woe
And Thursday’s child has far to go. Trust me, I know.

Philadelphia hair stylist reviews for thin hair
I have no idea why, but I get a lot of searches having to do with hair salons. Regardless, about “thin hair” I know absolutely nothing.

I hate sandals
I do too. And flip-flops? Forget about it!

my child wants to join the school band or orchestra what instrument should he play
Steer him clear of anything too honky -- like the clarinet, saxophone, or oboe -- and away from instruments that are scratchy -- such as the violin -- and don’t even think about the flute, because there is nothing more irritating than the sound of a flute.

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