The Rittenhouse Review

A Philadelphia Journal of Politics, Finance, Ethics, and Culture


Tuesday, January 21, 2003  

FUN, FUN, FUN!
Hangin’ With the Bleeding Dicks

Bleeding dick Jay Caruso of The Daily Rant, whom I genuinely respect, is planning a “We Want War!” party.

Gosh, sounds like a blast. I hope I’m invited.

To the all-too-reasonable Jane Finch: Would you please rein the little boy in? Tell him we’re not playing “army men” anymore? Remind Jay that real lives -- American, Iraqi, and other, but most assuredly not his or any of his relatives -- are at risk? That his inevitable ecstatic ejaculation will not prove permanently satisfying?

Thanks, Jane.

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