The Rittenhouse Review

A Philadelphia Journal of Politics, Finance, Ethics, and Culture


Sunday, January 05, 2003  

THE VIRGIN SPEAKS
Ben Takes Out His Frustrations

Apparently the Virgin Ben thinks The Rittenhouse Review is "obsessed" with his "sexual status." (Interesting choice of words, that.)

Wrong.

And further, the Virgin Ben says the Review "are [sic] oversexed whores [sic] who enjoy the bedtime company of pigs," whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.

For more about the Virgin Ben's frustrations, stop by the Goblin Queen.

[Post-publication addendum (January 6): TBogg, who coined the term, “the Virgin Ben,” weighs in with a proposed deal.]

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