The Rittenhouse Review

A Philadelphia Journal of Politics, Finance, Ethics, and Culture


Wednesday, February 26, 2003  

LET'S ALL JUST GET DRUNK
Follow the President's Example

Maybe, in the face of the insane Crusade on to which President Bush and his pals are dragging this country, we should all just get drunk.

This is, I assure you, an act of loyalty and support for the President. If anyone asks, just say you're following the President's lead.

"But get drunk on what?" you ask.

French wine! Or German wine!

Buy some tonight.

(Boycott Australian wine! Boycott British w- . . . Never mind.)

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