The Rittenhouse Review

A Philadelphia Journal of Politics, Finance, Ethics, and Culture


Wednesday, June 25, 2003  

THE ADULTS ARE IN CHARGE NOW
Victoria Clarke: Garanimals Fashion Disaster

In a recent post I suggested apparel mogul (note, not “fashion designer”) Tommy Hilfiger should hire former Pentagon spokesperson and noted walking fashion disaster Victoria Clarke as his new, and badly needed, chief executive officer.

After viewing the photo to which I linked, devoted reader Professor Pinkerton wrote:

Isn’t there someone who takes care of that kind of thing before it happens?

Good question, Professor Pinkerton, but considering Ms. Clarke’s assignment at the Pentagon was “assistant secretary of defense for public affairs,” it was, well, sort of her job to clear such disasters before they appeared in public.

Yes, “the adults are in charge now,” as they say. Adults who can’t dress themselves without Garanimals tags.

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