The Rittenhouse Review

A Philadelphia Journal of Politics, Finance, Ethics, and Culture


Thursday, June 12, 2003  

YEAH, RIGHT, JAY
The Brilliant Mind and Powerful Influence of Dennis Miller

Listen to Jay Caruso, the rabidly right-wing half of the otherwise admirable duo that publishes the Daily Rant:

The gnashing of teeth will cause earthquakes very soon in the halls of the left wing:

Dennis Miller is heading back to television. The comic-actor, last on HBO's "Dennis Miller Live" and ABC's "Monday Night Football," is expected to join the Fox News Channel as a commentator for "Hannity and Colmes."

Yeah, Jay, all us liberal leftist commies are really worried about the powerful intellect that resides in the brain housed under Miller’s quasi-boufant, Hair-Club-For-Men-Special hairdo. Give me a break, the guy’s a joke -- though entirely unfunny -- and everybody knows it. (Miller, I mean, not Caruso.)

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