Monday, December 15, 2003
THE MILDRED PIERCE FAT/BEAUTIFUL SCOREKEEPER
Late this afternoon the newly established Mildred Pierce Fat/Beautiful Scorekeeper -- an unscientific montior of public perception (or projection) with respect to my English bulldog, Chadwin VII’s Mildred Pierce, better known as Mildred -- picked up two more entirely unsolicited votes in the “Fat” column.
Middle-Aged Man Speaking with Building Doorman (To Mildred): Girl, could you get any fatter?
Me (in a defensive tone): She’s not fat. She’s a bulldog. That’s what she’s supposed to look like*.
Second Middle-Aged Man Speaking with Building Doorman (patronizingly): She’s not fat. She’s big-boned.
Me: Heh. Yep. Big-boned. Her shoulders are broader than yours, pal.
Middle-Aged Man Speaking with Building Doorman (To Mildred): How `bout a walk around the block? You could use it!
Me: How `bout hittin’ the StairMaster, buddy? Come on, Mildred, let’s go upstairs and have a snack. It’s like loser-ville down here.
In case you couldn’t tell, I’m getting really pissed off by this crap.
(* See especially, “Size, Proportion, Symmetry”: “Influence of Sex In comparison of specimens of different sex, due allowance should be made in favor of the bitches, which do not bear the characteristics of the breed to the same degree of perfection and grandeur as do the dogs.”)
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James Martin (Jim) Capozzola launched The Rittenhouse Review in April 2002, TRR: The Lighter Side of Rittenhouse, HorowitzWatch, and Smarter Andrew Sullivan in July 2002, and Bulldogs for Kerry-Edwards in October 2004. He is also a contributing member of President Boxer.
He received the 2002 Koufax Award for Best Post> for "Al Gore and the Alpha Girls" (published November 25, 2002). Capozzola's record in the Koufax Awards includes two additional nominations for 2002 (Best Blog and Best Writing), three nominations for 2003 (Best Blog, Best Series, and Best Writing), and two finalist nominations in 2004 (Best Blog and Best Writing).
Capozzola’s experience beyond the blogosphere includes a lengthy career in financial journalism, securities analysis, and investment research, and in freelance writing, editing, ghost-writing, and writing instruction.
He earned his bachelor's degree in political science from the University at Albany and a master's in foreign affairs from the University of Virginia.
Capozzola lives in Philadelphia with his bulldog, Mildred.
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