Wednesday, June 09, 2004
I ATE IT
And It Was O.K.
One of the interesting aspects of the latest diet fad -- low carb/high protein/fat fat fat -- is that some of my favorite foods, things I for too long was ashamed to eat in private, let alone in public, are now acceptable, chic even.
Case in point: Slim Jims.
I recently watched an exceptionally -- inordinately, even -- handsome 20-something young man devour, with nary a speck of self-consciousness whatsoever, four Slim Jims, his only fault being the failure to offer even a bite to Mildred, who was sitting in the back seat of the Jaguar.
Ah, memories.
During my teenage years I ate, among many other things, Slim Jims by the yard while manning the cash register at my father’s supermarket.
Like most of us, back then I could eat anything, anytime, with no thought to the short- or long-term repercussions of my diet.
It’s different now. I’m so much more careful.
No. I’m lying. I last weighed in at 125 pounds. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want. Or, at least, whatever I can afford, including today, a Slim Jim.
And so, have at it, people. Whatever it takes, whatever you need, whatever you want. Promise me one thing: If you don’t like, or you disapprove of, what I’m eating, just shut the hell up.
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James Martin (Jim) Capozzola launched The Rittenhouse Review in April 2002, TRR: The Lighter Side of Rittenhouse, HorowitzWatch, and Smarter Andrew Sullivan in July 2002, and Bulldogs for Kerry-Edwards in October 2004. He is also a contributing member of President Boxer.
He received the 2002 Koufax Award for Best Post> for "Al Gore and the Alpha Girls" (published November 25, 2002). Capozzola's record in the Koufax Awards includes two additional nominations for 2002 (Best Blog and Best Writing), three nominations for 2003 (Best Blog, Best Series, and Best Writing), and two finalist nominations in 2004 (Best Blog and Best Writing).
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He earned his bachelor's degree in political science from the University at Albany and a master's in foreign affairs from the University of Virginia.
Capozzola lives in Philadelphia with his bulldog, Mildred.
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