The Rittenhouse Review

A Philadelphia Journal of Politics, Finance, Ethics, and Culture


Tuesday, July 27, 2004  

SEVEN DISH TOWELS
Thank You, Martha

We needed dish towels, so I went out and bought dish towels, at Kmart, from the Martha Stewart Everyday collection, seven of them at once, seven because that’s the way they sell them, because, I think, there are seven days in a week, and from the MSE collection because I’m a loyal fan and follower, and though Miss Stewart’s reference to Nelson Mandela was stupid to the point of ridiculousness, she isn’t half the idiot Larry King is.

(One sentence; 78 words. Take that, Joan.)

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