Thank You, Martha
We needed dish towels, so I went out and bought dish towels, at Kmart, from the Martha Stewart Everyday collection, seven of them at once, seven because that’s the way they sell them, because, I think, there are seven days in a week, and from the MSE collection because I’m a loyal fan and follower, and though Miss Stewart’s reference to Nelson Mandela was stupid to the point of ridiculousness, she isn’t half the idiot Larry King is.
(One sentence; 78 words. Take that, Joan.)