Sunday, December 19, 2004
THE (VERY) REVEREND MILDRED PIERCE
Today is a (Very) Holy Day
With all the (very) contrived controversy recently surrounding that which has become known as “Christmas Under Attack,” it is only fitting that in my household, where both religion and the First Amendment are taken seriously, that my bulldog, Mildred, today was ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church.
It was a beautiful ceremony, and Mildred, as expected, conducted herself with impeccable dignity, solemnity, and grace.
The post-ordination reception, held at the Ritz-Carlton, Philadelphia, was festive and celebratory, yet tasteful and refined. There the Rev. Pierce’s blessings were sought by many, both human and canine. Healings were ample and duly noted.
Think I’m kidding?
Below is Mildred’s certificate of ordination and credentials of ministry:
Please come back for more information about the Rev. Pierce’s church, including its doctrines, theology, practices, and methods and means of donation. Meanwhile, please join me in congratulating Mildred as she embarks upon her latest endeavor.
[Post-publication addendum: J.C. Christian, of Jesus’ General, offers relevant comments in “The Bitch Wears a Collar.”]
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James Martin (Jim) Capozzola launched The Rittenhouse Review in April 2002, TRR: The Lighter Side of Rittenhouse, HorowitzWatch, and Smarter Andrew Sullivan in July 2002, and Bulldogs for Kerry-Edwards in October 2004. He is also a contributing member of President Boxer.
He received the 2002 Koufax Award for Best Post> for "Al Gore and the Alpha Girls" (published November 25, 2002). Capozzola's record in the Koufax Awards includes two additional nominations for 2002 (Best Blog and Best Writing), three nominations for 2003 (Best Blog, Best Series, and Best Writing), and two finalist nominations in 2004 (Best Blog and Best Writing).
Capozzola’s experience beyond the blogosphere includes a lengthy career in financial journalism, securities analysis, and investment research, and in freelance writing, editing, ghost-writing, and writing instruction.
He earned his bachelor's degree in political science from the University at Albany and a master's in foreign affairs from the University of Virginia.
Capozzola lives in Philadelphia with his bulldog, Mildred.
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